先是配音演员
JackBlack.....Po(voice)
JackieChan.....MasterMonkey(voice)
DustinHoffman.....Shifu(voice)
LucyLiu.....MasterViper(voice)
IanMcShane.....TaiLung(voice)
AngelinaJolie.....MasterTigress(voice)
SethRogen.....MasterMantis(voice)
DavidCross.....MasterCrane(voice）
MichaelClarkeDuncan.....RhinoCommander(voice)
RandallDukKim.....Oogway(voice)
JamesHong.....Mr.Ping(voice)
台词：
---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------
legendtellsofalegendarywarriorwhosekungfuskillwereastuffoflegend.hetraveledthelandinsearchofworthyfoes
Iseeyouliketochew,maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist
thewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfull.thenheswallowed,andthenhespoke:enoughtalklet’sfight.hewassodeadlyinfactthathisenemieswouldgoblindfromover-exposuretopureawesomeness!
myeyes...
he’stooawesome
andattractive...
howcanwerepayyou
there’snochargeforawesomeness,orattrativeness.itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced,theywerenomatchforhisfoe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥，怀疑是FOE带了个后缀，有知道的提醒我）.neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved，eventhemostheroticheroesinallofthechina-thefuriousfive，bowedinrespectofthisgreatmaster
Weshallhangout
agreed！
yeh...
Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait,cozwhenyouarefacingatenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain,there’sonlyonethingthatitmatters,andthat’s..
PO
getup
you’llbelateforwork
what?...
---------------2------------PO家里---------------
po,getup
heypowhatareyoudoingupthere
ah..nothing..
monkeymantiscranevipertigeress,roar~~
po,let’sgo,you’relateforwork
coming...
sorrydad
sorrydoesn’tmakethenoodles
andwhatareyoudoingupthere,allthatnoise
ohnothing,justhadacrazydream
aboutwhat?
uh?
whatwereyoudreamingabout
whatwasI,ahhh,Iwasdreamingaboutuhhhnoodles...
noodles?youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?
uhyeh,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?
thankyou~~
...oh...carefulthatsoupis...sharp
oh...happyday..mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledreamyoudon’tknowhowlongI’vebeenwaitingforthismoment,thisisasign,po
ahh..asignofwhat?
youarealmostreadytobeentrustwiththesecretingredientofmysecretingredientsoupandthenyou’llfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.justasItookitoverfrommyfather,whotookitoverfromhisfatherwhowonitfromafriendinagameofMajiang.
daddaddad,itwasjustadream
no,itwasTHEdream
Wearenoodlefolk,pothrunsthoughourveins
butdad,didn’tyouever,Idon’tknow,wannadosomethingelse?somethingbesidesnoodles
actuallywhenIwasyoungandcrazy,Ithoughtaboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu
sowhydidn’tyou
oh,becauseitwasastupiddream,canyouimaginememakingtofu..hahahahah...tofu...no,weallhaveourplaceinthisworld,mineishere,andyoursis...
Iknow,ishere
no,it’sattable2,5,7and12,servicewithasmile
(sigh....)
---------------3------------JADEPALACE---------------
Welldone,students,ifyouweretryingtodisappointme,tigeressyouneedmoreferocity,monkeyquickerspeed,cranehike,vipersubtlety,mantis...
masterShifu!
what?
ahhh,it..it..it’smasteroogway,hewantstoseeyou.
---------------4------------SACREDHALLOFWARRIOR---------------
Masteroogway,yousummonedme,issomethingwrong?
Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?
so,nothingiswrong?
Well,Ididn’tsaythat.
you’resaying...
(oogway’speathingandpuffingtoblowoutthecandlesonebyone)
youweresaying...
I’vehadavision,tailungwillreturn
thatisimpossible,he’sinprison
nothingisimpossible
zeng,flytochorghomprison,andtellthemtodoubletheguards,doubletheweapons,doubleeverything,tailungdoesnotleavethatprison
yes...mastershifu
oneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit
wehavetodosomething,wecan’tjustlethimmarchingonthevalley,andtakehisrevenge..he’ll..he’ll…
yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend,whenitisagitated,itbecomesdifficulttosee,butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear
thedragonscroll
itistime
butwho,whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower,tobecomethedragonwarrior
Idon’tknow
---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------
excuseme,excuseme,sorry....
hey...watchitpo....
sorry...sorry..adozenpardon...what,ohhh,masteroogway’schoosingthedragonwarrior,today...everyone,everyone,go,gettothejadepalace!oneofthefiveisgonnagetthedragonscroll,we’vebeenwaitin’athousandyearsforthis,justinkthepole/bowl???(不确定，谁听出来告诉我).thisisthegreatestthinginkungfuhistory,don’tworryaboutit,justgo
po,whereareyougoing
tothejadepalace
butyou’reforgetingyournoodlecar!thewholevalleywillbethere,andyou’llsellnoodlestoallofthem.
sellingnoodles?But,dad..youknowIwaskindathinkingmaybeI..
yeh?
IwaskindathinkingmaybeI
uhhuh
couldalsosellthebeanbuns,they’re...they’reabouttogobad…
that’smyboy,Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign?
yeh,heheh..gladIhadit...
---------------11------------练功房---------------
let’sbegin
waitwaitwait..wh~~what?now?
yes,now,unlessyouthinkgreatoogwaywaswrong,andyouarenotthedragonwarrior
ohhh,ok,well,I~~Idon’tknowifIcandoallofthose..moves..
heheheh~~~well,ifwedon’ttrywewillneverknow,willwe?
ah..yeh...it’sjust...maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedtomy~~level?
andwhatlevelisthat?
wellyouknowI~~~Iamnotamaster,butahh...let’sjuststartatzero,levelzero?
hohoh..no,there’snosuchthingaslevelzero
hey..maybeIcanstartwiththat
that?weusethatfortrainingchildren,andforproppingthedooropenedwhenit’shot,butifyouinsist
ohhhh,thefuriousfive,you’resomuchbiggerthenyouractionfigures,exceptforyou,mantis,you’reaboutthesame
goahead,panda,showuswhatyoucando
hmm,aretheygonnawatch,orshouldIjustwaituntilltheygetbacktoworkorsomething
hitit
ok,yeh,Imean,Ijustate,soi’mstilldigesting,somykungfumightnobeasgoodaslateron
justhitit!
alright...whatyougot,yougotnothingcozIgotitrighthere,you’repickingonmyfriends,getreadytofeelthethunder..themightofthecrazyfeet,whatyougonnadoaboutthecrayfeet,imean..comeon,Iamblur,Iamblur,you’veneverseenbearstyle,you’veonlyseenpre-mantis,ormonkeystyle,orimaginesnaketiesnake
wouldyouhitit~~~~
alright,alright..
whydon’tyoutryagain,alittleharder
howisthat...ah...oh...ohthathurts
thiswillbeeasierthanIthought
Ifeelalittlenauseous..wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~mytenders..ahhohhh.....ahoh....howdidIdo
thereisnowalevelzero
---------------12------------JADEPALACE外面路上---------------
there’snowords
nodenyingthat
Idon’tunderstandwhatmasteroogwaywasthinking,thepoorguy’sjustgonnagethimselfkilled
heissomighty,thedragonwarriorfelloutofthesky,onaballoffire
whenhewalkstheverygroundshades
onewouldthinkthatmasteroogwaywouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknewkungfu
yeh..orcouldatleasttouchhistoes
orevenseehistoes
---------------13------------JADEPALACE的房间里---------------
ok..ahgreat...aow~~~~~~ohhhhehehhihi,youareup
amnow
Iwasjusteh,somedayhuhh,thatkungfustuff’shardworkright,areyoubicepssore?
um~~I’vehadalongandandrahterdisappointingday,soeh,yehIshouldprobablygettosleepnow
yehyehyehofcourse
ok,thanks
it’sjusthawwwwman,i’msuchabigfan,youguysweretotallyamazingatthebattleoftheweepingriver,outnumberedathousandtoone,butyoudidn’tstop,andthenyoujust....ohhhsorryaboutthat
err...look,youdon’tbelonghere
ahh..IknowIknow,you’reright,Idon’thave,Ijust,mywholelife,Idreamed..
nononoImean,youdon’tbelongHERE,Imean,inthisroom,forthisismyroom,propertyofcraneheh..
oh..ok,rightright,so,yeh,youwanttogettosleep
yeh
andI’mkeepingyouup,we’vegotbigthingstomorrow,alright,you’reawesome,lastthingI’mgonnasay,ok,byebye
whoa...
whatwasthat?
Ididn’tsayanything
ok,alright,andgoodnight,sleepwell...seemalittlebitawkward..mastertigeress,didn’tmeantowakeyou,just..
youdon’tbelonghere
ahhyehyehofcoz,thisisyourroom
Imean,youdon’tbelonginthejadepalace,youareadisgracetokungfu,andifyouhaveanyrespecttowhoweare,andwhatwedo,youwillbegonebymorning
bigfan~~~~
---------------14------------JADEPALACE外面PEACHTREE下---------------
Iseeyouhavefoundthesacretpeachtreeofheavenlywisdom
ohh~~~isthatwhatthisis?Iamsosorry,Ithoughtitwasjustaregularpeachtree
Iunderstand,youeatwhenyouareupset
upset,Iamnotupset,why~~why~~why~~whatmakesyouthinkIamupset
sowhyareyouupset?
ahhh~~Iprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinthehistoryofkungfu,inthehistoryofchina,inthehistoryofsucking
probably
andthefive,man,youshould’veseen’em,theytotallyhateme
totally
how’sshifuevergonnaturnmeintothedragonwarrior,ImeanIamnotlikethefive,I’vegotnoclaws,nowings,novenom,evenmantishasthose...these,maybeIshouldjustquitandgobacktomakingnoodles
quit,don’tquit,noodles,don’tnoodles,youaretooconcernwithwhatwasandwhatwillbe.thereisasaying,yestodayishistory,tomorrowisamystery,buttodayisagift,thatiswhyitiscalledpresent...
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